Red vengeance 4

It was a beautiful afternoon, so I thought I would take my dog Rick for a walk in the park. I brought along a tennis ball to play fetch with. On my third throw, the ball sailed into some bushes, and the dog couldn't find it. I went into the bushes to look for the ball. After a few moments, I found it. Next to the ball was a strange looking green rope coming out of the ground. “That’s weird.” I said to the dog. I decided to give the rope a pull to see what happened. I pulled the rope and suddenly I was hit bluntly in the back, I looked  back, all I could see was a frightening blur of red. But there were other colors green and blue and yellow… IT WAS WHACKING ME WITH CRAYONS!!?!!! That was when I realized who the crayon pelting attacker was, it was ELMO! I must’ve fell into a hole when I pulled the rope because it was somewhat dark and smelled funny. He stopped abruptly, “Elmo thought he would see YOU soon, I've taken care of your friend!” That’s when I looked to my right and saw Trysten tied up in a corner.  “You’ll never get away with this Elmo!” I yelled. “ Well, the S.S.K. thinks otherwise, Elmo thinks Elmo will TOTALLY get away with it!” He replied threateningly. Then suddenly, some more people came out from within the shadows. They were big-bird, cookie monster, and Bert! “I’d like you to meet Beaks, C.M., and B man. “ Then suddenly, something fell on cookie monster. IT WAS MY DOG RICK!  “WHY DOG BITE?!” Cookie monster wailed, Rick tearing at his crumb ridden flesh. "NOOOOOOOoooo..." he screamed as the faithful pup dragged him down the cave. "Don't think that'll catch Elmo off guard,  I have plans for you two. He said menacingly. He had them crazy eyes you know? Like an angry bear on cocaine. "Beaks! Take them to the vat room. He put us over his shoulders and took us into a room with what else but a vat of highly caustic ACID. "You better hope there aren't any boots lying around, Elmo!" Trysten yelled, yet a bit resignedly. Almost like a cartoon, he tied us up by our ankles above the bubbling green liquid awaiting our  imminent doom. They left, and after a minute or two of struggling, I had given up hope, we hung there like sausages, waiting. All was quiet when: BANG!! The iron door was thrown aside  and Rick stood there on his hind legs in what seemed to be a batman costume?!?!  "WOOF" although he was a super hero apparently he still didn't speak... Anyway! He leaped up and threw a knife which cut the rope, and he caught us just before we were dunked in the acid. Actually, I think I might've got a bit singed, but that doesn't matter right? It WAS acid right? hmm... well what ever. I think my voice might have been a little higher after that actually. I'm sure that won't have anything to do with it. RIGHT?

red vengence 3

It was a beautiful afternoon, so I thought I would take my dog Killer for a walk in the park. I brought along a tennis ball to play fetch with. On my third throw, the ball sailed into some bushes, and the dog couldn’t find it. I went into the bushes to look for the ball. After a few moments, I found it. Next to the ball was a strange looking green rope coming out of the ground. ‘’That’s weird,’’ I said to the dog. I decided to give the rope a pull to see what happened. I pulled the rope and suddenly I fell through the soft soil.  Screaming at the top of my lungs I realized my dog was falling into the seemingly endless hole with me. Suddenly  it felt stuffy and cold in there, and I realized where we were. Elmo’s secret lair!!! I had had enough of him and this was deffinetly  not  the first time I ran into the feared S.S.K. (the Seaseme Street Killers) SPLASH!!! Me and my dog suddenly  plunged  into the water. My dog paddled to reach the surface and I just bobbed up like a buoy. Then, I heard the crippled voice of Elmo saying meniachly ‘’Elmo knew he would find you again!!’’ Good thing I found a cool rock at the park. I lunged it at Elmo with all my might. It hit Elmo in the eye and he muttered a curse. Next  thing I knew, Elmo’s eye was clean off. ‘’WHAT THE- YOU THREW ROCK AT ME? ELMO KILL YOU NOW!!!!’’ Elmo dove in to the water and I swam toward the hard rock wall. Elmo gripped my leg and I reacted by roundhouse kicking him in the face. (a trick I learned from watching Chuck Norris.) Elmo clutched his nose. And soon, Elmo was under the water.  I knew that Elmo might soon rise up again and I never will get fooled by him again. Me and Killer both swam rapidly to the odd platform Elmo had been standing on. That’s when I found the elevator. It was a air tube one, nothing  I knew about. A way out. 

red vengence 2

It was a strange night, there seemed  to be a chill in the air. As soon as I arrived home, I could sense  that something was out  of place.  Elmo burst through the door. ‘’Elmo is back!’’  Elmo said in a menacing voice. Suddenly a figure burst through the door exclaiming ‘’STOP NOW ELMO!’’ I caught a glimpse of the figure’s face. It was Chuck Norris. He tackled Elmo with a move so quick you would miss it if you blinked. This was actually not the first time this had happened. Elmo had attacked my friend James and I before. Chuck Norris actually was our bodyguard. Chuck Norris let out a cry of pain. ‘’He must really be hurt.’’ I thought. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Elmo in the head and Elmo muttered a curse. Chuck Norris picked him up, and launched him out the window. We quickly darted outside and saw Elmo laying on the lawn still. Very still. ‘’It all ended here.’’ I thought ,adrenaline starting to where off. Then it happened. Millions of Elmos launched themselves off of the roof. ‘’RUN!’’ I bursted . I got in my dad’s truck and was off. Chuck Norris hopped in the bed of the truck and we headed for my cousin’s house.

red vengence

  One day I was sitting in my living room watching television, and I was really bored . Suddenly, out on the lawn, I heard a loud noise. Wondering what was going on out there, I got up from my chair, and went to investigate . I threw open the front door, and to my surprise and astonishment, there on the lawn was the barbecue knocked over and Elmo standing there staring right through me. I jumped back in awe and exclaimed ‘’GO AWAY DANG PUPPETEER !!!!!!!!!’’. But little did I know that there was no puppeteer, until he shattered the window with his bare hand. Then while I was slowly walking to the front door he called after me ‘’ELMO WANTS TO PLAY’’. I dashed away my heart beating a million times a second. Then someone pounced on me. ‘’HHHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP    MMMEEEE!!!!!!’’ I automaticly  blurted out. Then when everything seemed to be still I looked into the face of my attacker. My furry ,red attacker. ‘’WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!’’ I yelled franticly. For a split second all I could think of was ‘’why me?’’ Then I felt something tugging no, PULLING me. Suddenly the door was kicked open. Elmo was taking me somewhere. I kicked rapidly flailing my arms and trying to break free of his iron grip. Then I noticed WHERE he was taking me, a plain dinged up van. Elmo threw aside the doors, and threw aside me too. All I heard in a almost gangster like voice was ‘’Cookie Monster step on it!’’ What was that I was sitting on? I pulled it from underneath me and saw a large hiking boot. Then I said in a menacing voice ‘’Elmo meet MR. Boot.’’ I instinctively wacked Elmo upside the head with the boot and let cookie monster have his too. The van swerved of the road and into some garbage cans. I hopped out the back. Besides what had just happened it was a pretty good day. The van didn’t even leave the driveway. Cool.    
                                                                     AFTERWORD

LOCATION: THE BAHAMAS
    ‘’Nice to see you today MR. Ackmer .’’ A man in a suit said silently. Wait what was that out of the corner of his eye. Elmo? ‘’Sir do you see that too?’’MR.Ackmer questioned DR. Stanfler. ‘’Yes, we must quickly exit through the back bef-‘’  A defaning boom came from the break room. Suddenly the door flew off its hinges .Elmo appeared exclaiming blankly ‘’LETS PLAY A GAME.’’ Both men quavered.

Здравствуйте

Здравствуйте русских и русскоязычных Я немного говорю по русский так что этот пост будет русский. Таким образом, вы знаете, что сосет белые парни с дредами
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Origami

I have a thing for origami, I have made almost everything on http://www.origami-instructions.com/, I make it at school and home and always have more origami paper. Today I made a lantern, but not just any, I made a tiny lantern, just look at it!

If that doesn't seem impressive, it was made of printer paper. Its hard to make a normal size one out of printer paper, so it was EXTREMELY HARD...





















On another note, here's my dog:

spiders really suck

               SPIDERS REALLY SUCK

So last night I had woken up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. when I got out I noticed something moving on the piano table

when I looked closer it was a freaking HUGE spider it was like spider-zillah it was the spider of spiders it was the size of a quarter.what the spider actually looked like was this:

however to me the spider looked more like this

either way I just happened to have a huge rubber mallet nearby so I decided that would be my weapon of choice. I had to fight with the spider for a couple minutes until my mallet came down upon the spider with full force it was smashed against the piano table and so after it fell to the ground I proceeded to whack it multiple more times with a log. it was a brutal death but hey, that spider should never have come in my house.

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comments

  Hey people how's it going,So recently I have been going into my blog, Perfectly happy,and then I think hey I bet people have some comments that I must reply to/ read. So then I check Comments and its like: No sorry you can't feel like a blogger yet because you have 0 comments, so please' PLEASE comment on stuff I'm begging you.

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